out_totheblack (out_totheblack) wrote,
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out_totheblack

Dear Santa

LOL, how true this is (and a just reward).

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I put gum in darkhalo1384's hair (-12 points). In May I set chibiku's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I bought porn for acrazymadwriter (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-165 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
out_totheblack

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