out_totheblack (out_totheblack) wrote,
out_totheblack
out_totheblack

Shamelessly Stolen from Someone Else

One of my other friends had this on their page and I just had to pass it on. There is the link to the song.


http://cdbaby.com/cd/chalks

Hog Wild & Hog Tied (Judeen Chalk ©1993)



Well I’m a God fearin’ woman ain’t got a hatin’ bone

But the Church has done rebuked me cause I got a lovin’ jones

Oh I tried the straight and narrow but it don’t turn out right

Cuz although I seem straight laced by day I’m strictly black lace by night



I go hog wild when you hog tie me up

Slather me with barbeque and lick me like a pup

A latex suit and steel tip boots makes the slut in me erupt

I go hog wild when you tie me up



No one was suspecting while singing in the choir

That the minister of music and me how we’d conspire

At first it started simple whips and manacles would do

But before I knew what hit me we’s usin’ farm equipment too



I go hog wild when you hog tie me up

Poke me with a cattle prod and turn the voltage up

And I never dreamed a milking machine could make me feel so dang corrupt

I go hog wild when you tie me up



When our secret was discovered I’s there tethered to a pew

So when the deacon walked in us there was nothin’ I could do

Oh he swore I’d be tormented all the rest of my born days

So I just looked real deep into his eyes moanin’ ”let me count the ways”



Cuz I go hog wild when you hog tie me up

You know I like the rodeo so baby saddle up

And a good sharp spur is somethin’ I prefer so jab me hard and ride me rough

I go hog wild when you tie me up

(She goes hog wild when you tie her up)

I go hog wild when you hog tie me up
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