out_totheblack (out_totheblack) wrote,
out_totheblack
out_totheblack

Le Sigh

To bad this isn't true:

After much attempts to reach you on phone, I deemed it necessary and urgent to contact you via your e-mail and to notify you finally about your outstanding compensation payment.
 
During our last annual calculation of your banking and Internet activities we realized that you are eligible to receive a compensation payment of $2,811,041.00 USD.This compensation is being made to all of you who have suffered losses as a result of fraud, accident or illness.
 
For more information, contact the UPS agent for the delivery of your cashier check ($2,811,041.00 USD).
 
United Parcel Service (UPS)
Contact Name: Collins Abah

 
Please take note that you will pay a shipping/handling fee of $245.00 USD to UPS.
 
Thanks for your patience.
 
Boernar Hunter
Programme Manager
United Nations Human Settlements Programme

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