December 9th, 2009

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I bought porn for alvonina (10 points). In November on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for biteyzombie (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-115 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
out-totheblack

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