December 15th, 2008

Letter to Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May black_razor and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I put gum in arcangelmichael's hair (-12 points). In March I turned malik042249 in for farting in church (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1710 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
out_totheblack

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As long as archangelmichael doesn't get after me with his rubber chicken of doom, I'm all good.