November 13th, 2008

Coffee Prayers

A while back, crazierdiamond posted this coffee prayer.  It was so good that I had to pass it on.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures: it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz: it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal (tm): for thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the prescence of Juan Valdez: thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell House of Community Coffee forever.

Today, someone came up with an addendum.

All Hail the great and powerful coffee!  Your caffeine goodness banishes the demons of sleepiness.  At your side is sugar, creamer and mocha.  They aid in all mighty purpose of awareness, one eye at a time.  Without you, our life would be a void of darkness.  You coffee, you make each day worth waking up to the sound of your arrival.  You awake the up the world everyday with your presence.  Praise the coffee!  Hold it close and feel its warmth.  In the name of the all powerful coffee, Ahhhhh!!!!