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Wow! From my father the die-hard Democrat. He wouldn't vote for a Republican for any reason and now I think he is real sorry. He was all about Obama too.
I'm only posting this here because I can't post it on Facebook. It'd start way too much ruckus with folks I have to deal with a lot. This is still my safe area to be a bit politically incorrect.
Obama: the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
He has what it takes, to take what you've got !
(1). Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His supporters don't think they're funny and no one else thinks they're jokes.
(2). Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
(3). Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
(4). Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
(5). Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
(7). Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is full of tax evaders, blackmailers & threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
(8). Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.
(9). Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
(10). Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
(11). Q: Do you know Barack Obama's new campaign slogan?
A: "Yes we can !" is now "Yes you will !"
